You know that female character you hate? There's a 98.4% chance I love her. You can find my writing at The AV Club, Medium, and on napkins in random bars throughout Los Angeles. I self-identify as the Taylor Swift of standup comedy.
really want that sweater
This show was pretty good. I wanna be friends with that bitch.
I found this sweater online! It was from H&M a few years ago… bummer
Someone told me I look like Krysten Ritter the other day!