You know that female character you hate? There's a 98.4% chance I love her. You can find my writing at The AV Club, Medium, and on napkins in random bars throughout Los Angeles. I self-identify as the Taylor Swift of standup comedy.
"You’re going to need a stronger stomach if you’re going back in the kitchen seeing how the sausage is made."
Judi Dench as B. Cooper | by youareawake and lina-lamont