You know that female character you hate? There's a 98.4% chance I love her. You can find my writing at The AV Club, Medium, and on napkins in random bars throughout Los Angeles. I self-identify as the Taylor Swift of standup comedy.
Awww yeah this muchacho is going to be the first person to come visit me at my new apartment this saturday! Our plans? Seeing Thor, looking for Alison Brie, wine, cheese, Nerf gun battle, and a Buffy marathon (do you see that allthetv peeps?) !